Sunday, May 1, 2011

This Morning I Screamed

This morning I screamed.
Not in fear.
Not in anger.
I screamed in disgust.

Last night my husband told me there was a chance the rain would turn to snow.
I told him he would know if it did, because he would hear me scream.

This morning I screamed.
Not once.
Not twice.
Not three times.
I screamed four times.

My husband told me that was a lovely way to wake up (sarcastically).
I told him he had been warned.

This morning I screamed.
Then I put on my long underwear.
And I put on my wool socks.
And I went to church.

Happy May Day.


Pat said...

UGH...I don't blame you. I'd be screaming too if we had snow in May!!!

Lori said...

I'm so sorry!

Judy S. said...

Yuck! Last week my DH said, "Don't look outside." It was only a flurry, but still April; I would have screamed too had it been May. We have NEVER experienced snow here before in April. And this year we had the coldest April on record. Bleh! I hope it warms up your way very SOON!