He asked for a 'Burger King'.
(Which is just a hamburger in a bun)
I didn't have the burger, just the bun.
So he told me he would have a sandwich.
I asked him what he wanted in his bun to make it a sandwich....
he said bread.
So I put Pumpernickle Rye bread in his bun.
He smiled and ate the whole thing.
How is that for a Vegan sandwich! :)